"Ignorance never settles a question" ... Benjamin Disraeli
I had an inclination!
I found these somewhere, as I was meandering … too old for surfing, the Web … as in, the Internet Web … not ‘The Web of Wyrd’.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: They taste funny.
What is the difference between a lousy golfer and a lousy skydiver?
Answer: A lousy golfer goes WHAP! “Oh crap!”. A lousy skydiver goes “Oh crap!” WHAP!
Did you hear about the geneticist that tried to cross a potato and a chicken?
He wanted to produce a chicken that would definitely NOT cross the road, but instead, got a bunch of potatoes that sat around pecking each other’s eyes out.
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but the bulb has to really want to change.
Why did the egg cross the road?
Answer: It had an inclination.
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