"The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one's preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizzare which seems inherent in them" ... Jean Cocteau
I had an inclination!
I found these somewhere, as I was meandering … too old for surfing, the Web … as in, the Internet Web … not ‘The Web of Wyrd’.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: They taste funny.
What is the difference between a lousy golfer and a lousy skydiver?
Answer: A lousy golfer goes WHAP! “Oh crap!”. A lousy skydiver goes “Oh crap!” WHAP!
Did you hear about the geneticist that tried to cross a potato and a chicken?
He wanted to produce a chicken that would definitely NOT cross the road, but instead, got a bunch of potatoes that sat around pecking each other’s eyes out.
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but the bulb has to really want to change.
Why did the egg cross the road?
Answer: It had an inclination.
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